Grindadrap Groin Hair

Authentic, genuine groin hair from Grindadrap’s fertile area. The hairs are grown over a period of one year. Despite Grindadrap’s reluctance to use his own body in a capitalist manner on the open market, Grindadrap’s high levels of testosterone and IQ causes his production of lower body-part hairs to be at such a point that he must regularly cut the hairs. Grindadrap is in his private life known for his wondrous scent that makes both women and men quiver from delight. Grindadrap believes that these qualities might be of use to the Human Kind, and therefore has agreed to sell off one cutting of golden, fertile hair from his lower body part. Naturally, this is considered a collector’s item with tremendous financial value.